Tuesday, August 18, 2009

THE RINGMASTER


The Ringmaster is a wrangler of pigs. Find him here, cowering under the stairs near the Zoology building.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Saturday, August 15, 2009

THE PORTAL

Look out for a portal in a lavatory near you:


Tuesday, August 11, 2009

R.I.P ANTONIUS


Antonius has been removed. He will be remembered. It is likely that he will not be the last one we lose.

The following text was found scratched into a park bench near the place Antonius sat when it rained:

... From here he watches the coats shoulder past through the water, rain popping on hunched shoulders, coins punching thighs in swinging pockets.

Monday, August 10, 2009

YOU ARE INVITED

Begin your 'A Novelty' collection tomorrow (Tuesday the Eleventh of August, Two Thousand and Nine) at the opening of Mudfest in the festival club.

M is for Mary.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

THE LIBRARIAN

The Librarian says he has read a book that has stopped him eating.

Now he reads his meals.

He reads eggs and bacon at breakfast time.

Sandwiches at lunch.

Chicken and Potatoes at dinner.

On Sundays he sits at the table and reads roasts to his children.

They say: “read us the one about ice cream”, for they are hungry.

He says: “not until I have finished reading you the one about the roast” and they sigh and twirl their hair between their fingers.



To visit the Librarian, explore the Baileau.

This is what the Librarian looks like:



Barry is also in the library:


Yellow tags mark the spot. Do not look for Xs.
You will find Xs everywhere, but they probably will not help.